Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me (via erraticintrovert)
(Source: the-secrets-behind-the-covers, via brklynzsweethrt)
Killing time isn’t as difficult as it sounds.
I can shoot a hundred numbers through the chest and watch them bleed decimal points in the palm of my hand. I can rip the numbers off a clock and watch the hour hand tick tick tick its final tock just before I fall asleep. I can suffocate seconds just by holding my breath. I’ve been murdering minutes for hours, and no one seems to mind.
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem, via elijahwood)
JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
(via p-ensieves)
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
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